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To my loving husband/boyfriend: May your Christmas be as relaxed as you are on weekends. Merry Christmas! I've asked Santa for a new model of you - one that doesn't leave socks everywhere. Just kidding, you're perfect (ish)! This year, I've asked Santa for a husband/boyfriend who doesn't steal all the blankets. Maybe next year.

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Funny Christmas Card Wishes. Inspired by the most classic of carols and good tidings (and a few other holly jollies mixed in), these funny Christmas wishes for cards give new meaning to holiday greetings. Christmas is Claus for celebration! May your holidays be as lovely as they look on Instagram.

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100+ Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages & Greetings During the Christmas season, happiness takes over like the snow in winter. It's a time to celebrate like never before, and what better way to set the mood than with a funny Christmas wish? These humorous Christmas wishes are sure to spread holiday joy and bring smiles to your loved ones.

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True friendship isn't everything. It's the only thing. May joy fill your cup with abundance this holiday season. There's snowbody better than you. Jingle all the way. Merry Friendsmas! Keep calm.

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Stay naughty, my friend. Yule never guess what my favorite time of year is. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, with nary a thought of the months of bleak and bitterly cold weather to come. December is the most wonderful time of the year, but the bills that come in January are a real Nutcracker.

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" " May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas! " " Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!"

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December 16, 2023 The holiday spirit is about celebrating love, life, and those who make our world wonderful. What better way to celebrate the one you love than with a witty Christmas card? This holiday season, bring more than just cheer and love to your Christmas celebration.

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60. "The holidays will be fine, as long as there is wine.". 61. "May your Christmas be as merry as your favorite bottle of wine.". 62. "Here's to a holiday season so boozy, you forget all your problems.". 63. "Let's make this Christmas extra festive with some good old-fashioned holiday spirits.". 64.

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There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. Dear Santa Funny Christmas Wishes Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.

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Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping. Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone's sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas! I wish you seasons eatings! Merry Christmas May your fun be large and bills be small this year. Merry Christmas!

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14. "A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day." —Melanie White. 15. "There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son.

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Peas on Earth And goodwill toward men! "A Peasful Chorus" by Hello!Lucky features a group of festive peas singing their little pea hearts out beneath a solid Christmas pun-slash-dad joke.

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Short funny Christmas quotes. "At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.". — Robert Godden. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.